Blue: I'm having a very klutzy day.
Me: What happened?
Blue: I knocked over an entire bag of dry cat food. The kitchen was covered. It was a fucking mess and I wasn't caffeinated enough to handle it.
Watching Superbad...
Me: Is that baby Emma Stone?
Blue: Yeah, pebble.
Blue: [Our friend] Mark got a new car, he picks it up today. He got a Subaru.
So I told him he was such a lesbian.
He agreed and said he needed Birkenstocks and an Indigo Girls CD.
During a Senakot ^ commercial...
Me: Damn can't you just ease us into that shit?
Also Me: No, that's why you use Senakot.
Blue: Literally shit Dani said
Battle of the berries...
Blue: Ben and Jerry's stole my idea. They're making Fruity Pebbles, Lucky Charms and Cocoa Krispie ice cream.
Cocoa krispies and fruity pebbles are like the same
Me: No they're not. 1. one is chocolate and 2. Fruity pebbles are fruit shaped
Blue: No, fruity pebbles are like flakes.
Goes to google... see, they're flakes
Me: No, there's a banana there's an orange and that's a berry
Blue: No they're flat!
Me: You're a berry... a wild berry
Blue: You're a dingle-berry
Regarding baby sprinkles...
Me: Sprinkles are stupid
Blue: Yeah stop milking your friends
Me: Seriously I'm not a cow
Blue: But that's for an udder conversation
Blue: FedEx and UPS are actually going to merge.
Me: Really?
Blue: Yeah they're gonna called Fed Up.
Me: D'oh.
Blue: Funny how the word gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Stuck in traffic:
Blue: You're blocking my tacos. It's a tac-block
Later...
I got excited and got more tacos than I wanted. Give me one of everything! $17 of the shits is what I got.
Blue: Ideas and concepts mean different things to different people. For example, " clean eating" to me means simply using a plate that didn't come out of the sink or draining rack.
In text...
there are a lot of poop jokes in my house, especially when ads like that come on the tv lol.
ReplyDeletefed up! hahahahaahahaha
i'm going to tell that to KC tonight.
Hahahaha $17 worth of shits. That sounds like something Chris would say. Also, gosh Dani...can't believe you didn't see the Fed Up joke coming?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteLOL I agree with the clean eating one!
ReplyDeleteI always love it when a silly pun gets used, so "udder conversation" was my fave of this post :)
ReplyDeleteI need a Blue date soon! I miss her. And I can literally hear her saying these things. The pebble comment made me snort.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Pebble, Fed Up, clean eating, baby sprinkles. You two are my people!
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