A Questionnaire and Sh!t Blue Said

I've been all out of sorts lately. So much that I forgot it was Show Us Your Books day even though it's written in my planner *face palm* So instead, in honor of Valentine's Day, I'm sharing some answers about Blue and I followed by a few gems that I remembered to write down recently. Hopefully I'll get my shit together and have a book post later this week. Maybe. 

*The couple that masks together stay together...
that's how it goes, right?*

Who's older? She is

Who was interested first? Probably me but she knew it first. 

More sarcastic? Her, but not by much

Hogs the remote? She does but only because it's her TV and I can't figure out how to use 4 different remotes!

Better driver? Her

Spends the most? She gets a lot of nerd boxes and must have the latest gadgets, so probably her

Smarter? She is... those extra years get her more life experience :)

Did you go to the same school? High school, yes, just at different times.

Who is the most sensitive? Depends on the topic.

Where do you eat out most as a couple? Taco Bell! Just kidding (kind of)... probably Casa Guiseppe's, our fave BYOB Italian restaurant. 

Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple? Key West.

Who does the cooking? She does.

Who is more social? Me.

Who steals the covers? She does! 

Where was your first date? I didn't know it was a date but I guess a local bar. The one where I DID know it was a date was Tero's, a Portuguese restaurant. 

Who's better with the computers? She is.

Who picks where you go to dinner? Goes both ways, but she's usually more decisive.

Who wears the pants in the relationship? We both wear pants! Haha

Who eats more sweets? She does, I don't really like sweets.

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Blue: I want an owl.
Me: Like, as a pet?
Blue: No I dunno. Just, around here.
Me: Well you already have neighborhood cats, dogs, birds, and wolves.
Blue: It's a coyote. They're like, the ghetto version of a wolf. And yeah, but there should be a neighborhood owl. They're just so cool.

Regarding breakfast sandwiches...
Blue: It's good hot, it's more egg-y.
Me: I didn't get mine hot. We got them to go.
Blue: You could get it hot, you just gotta talk dirty to it.

Regarding this pen...

Blue: He looks dead.
Me: Well yeah, it's Jesus
Blue: That's not Jesus, it's Obi-Wan Kenobi from the earlier Star Wars.
Me: It looks like Jesus.
Blue: Jesus doesn't have a light saber...
Me: MY Jesus has a light saber.


Watching Jim Gaffigan: " I don't know my wife's phone number..."
Blue: I don't know your phone number *tries a few times*
Me: I don't know yours either.
Blue: It doesn't matter, you wouldn't answer anyway since you don't answer unknown numbers. I could be in prison or dying in a hospital and I'd just tell wait until 8am and call the number that texts me calling me a sugar plum.


In the case of an emergency...
Blue: I could be like "Dani get up, our house is on fire" and you'd be like "Iz you suuuuure?"
Me: Yes.
Blue: And then you'd wait a while and start asking questions. "Do you smell smoke? Is it spreading? Wake me when you smell smoke or it's spreading...."At which point I'd just hog-tie you, throw you over my shoulder, grab the cat and go to warm up the car.

Happy Valentine's Day! 

Do you celebrate or consider it a "Hallmark holiday"?