Blue: I have a zit between my eyebrows in my worry crease. It hurts when I emote.
It's like I need to stay in sad poncho mode.
Me: You're so Jersey.
Blue: Just like my sheets, baby.
Blue: Today is 3 months since we met.
Me: I know. I wanted to commemorate it.
Blue: We should issue a stamp.
Me: Dude are you--
Blue: Wait... did you just "Dude" me?
Me: Yeah why? I say Dude all the time. It's part of my vernacular.
Blue:
Me: What?
Blue: You are the only person I know who would put "Dude" and "vernacular" in the same sentence.
After GoT,
Blue: was that the pinultimate?
Me: The WHAT now?
Blue: You know, the episode before the finale.
Me: Seriously?
Blue: Whatever, you said "protagonist" earlier. I know big words too.
After mentioning that they were playing music at my office during a department-wide cleanup...
Blue: I just cleaned my desk. You can now see there's an actual desk lol
Me: oh SNAP. did you play some Anita while you did it? maybe Sir Mix-a-lot? those seems to be the cleaning theme songs in my office.
Blue: neither Anita nor Mix-a-lot were in the cubizzle. Though I like the word cubizzle. I'm keeping it.
We have nicknames for our coworkers. One of mine is Wisconsin. One of hers is The Rabbit...
Me: Wisconsin might be sick
Blue: The entire state? Lactose intolerance?
At work, via G-chat...
Blue: I just offered Rabbit's manager 100 bucks to move her desk lol
Me: You're kidding.
Blue: I'm not. Unfortunately the manager thinks I am.
Blue: The crunching though
I can't. even.
Later...
Blue: It's a bucket of celery.
Several months later...
Blue: you should see the size of the carrot the Rabbit is eating.
It's the size of a missile
When she first tried Lootcrate...
Blue: my Marvel laces are fraying already
"lootcrate: your Marvel laces will bring a lifetime of happiness"
my converse: I'm a frayed knot.
When trying to plan a vacation with one of my friends...
Blue: We should do a cruise if she's looking to lay around and drink. We'd get more bang for our buck.
Me: Honestly, I don't want to be stuck on a boat with her. I need freedom to roam, like a bison.
Blue: *singing to the tune of Like a Virgin* Like a bison... HEY! Roamin' for the very first time. Like Bi-I-I-son, feel your hoofbeat... so bovine!
You can check out the other Shit Blue Said here. Happy New Years Eve, and thanks for following along!
The big words ones cracked me up...vernacular, pinultimate, protagonist. Haha. I also loved, "The entire state? Lactose intolerance?" Hahaha too good!
ReplyDeletehahahaha @ offering $$ to move a desk. Love it.
ReplyDeleteHappy new year dudes!
Lmfao! I love the Rabbit ones! I have a coworker who is so loud and she sits in the cubicle right next to me. I can hear her phone conversations, her crunching, her shuffling papers around. It drives me insane sometimes!
ReplyDelete"The crunching though
ReplyDeleteI can't. even. " Is my husband!!!! He cant handle certain noises and that is on the top of his list. He gets so pissed! LOL! Just like my sheets? LOL