Thursday, December 31, 2015

Shit Blue Said: Vol 2

Hello, and Happy New Years Eve! Today, for the very last post of 2015, I'm bringing you the second edition of Shit Blue Said! I hope you have a wonderful evening, and I'll see ya on the other side!!


Blue: I have a zit between my eyebrows in my worry crease. It hurts when I emote.
It's like I need to stay in sad poncho mode.

Me: You're so Jersey.
Blue: Just like my sheets, baby.


Blue: Today is 3 months since we met.
Me: I know. I wanted to commemorate it.
Blue: We should issue a stamp.


Me: Dude are you--
Blue: Wait... did you just "Dude" me?
Me: Yeah why? I say Dude all the time. It's part of my vernacular.
Blue:
Me: What?
Blue: You are the only person I know who would put "Dude" and "vernacular" in the same sentence.

After GoT,
Blue: was that the pinultimate?
Me: The WHAT now?
Blue: You know, the episode before the finale.
Me: Seriously?
Blue: Whatever, you said "protagonist" earlier. I know big words too.


After mentioning that they were playing music at my office during a department-wide cleanup...
Blue: I just cleaned my desk. You can now see there's an actual desk lol
Me: oh SNAP. did you play some Anita while you did it? maybe Sir Mix-a-lot? those seems to be the cleaning theme songs in my office.
Blue: neither Anita nor Mix-a-lot were in the cubizzle. Though I like the word cubizzle. I'm keeping it.

We have nicknames for our coworkers. One of mine is Wisconsin. One of hers is The Rabbit...
Me: Wisconsin might be sick
Blue: The entire state? Lactose intolerance?

At work, via G-chat...
Blue: I just offered Rabbit's manager 100 bucks to move her desk lol
Me: You're kidding.
Blue: I'm not. Unfortunately the manager thinks I am.

Blue: The crunching though
I can't. even.

Later...
Blue: It's a bucket of celery.

Several months later...

Blue: you should see the size of the carrot the Rabbit is eating.
It's the size of a missile

When she first tried Lootcrate...
Blue: my Marvel laces are fraying already
"lootcrate: your Marvel laces will bring a lifetime of happiness"
my converse: I'm a frayed knot.

When trying to plan a vacation with one of my friends...
Blue: We should do a cruise if she's looking to lay around and drink. We'd get more bang for our buck.
Me: Honestly, I don't want to be stuck on a boat with her. I need freedom to roam, like a bison.
Blue: *singing to the tune of Like a Virgin* Like a bison... HEY! Roamin' for the very first time. Like Bi-I-I-son, feel your hoofbeat... so bovine!


You can check out the other Shit Blue Said here. Happy New Years Eve, and thanks for following along!

4 comments:

  1. The big words ones cracked me up...vernacular, pinultimate, protagonist. Haha. I also loved, "The entire state? Lactose intolerance?" Hahaha too good!

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  2. hahahaha @ offering $$ to move a desk. Love it.

    Happy new year dudes!

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  3. Lmfao! I love the Rabbit ones! I have a coworker who is so loud and she sits in the cubicle right next to me. I can hear her phone conversations, her crunching, her shuffling papers around. It drives me insane sometimes!

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  4. "The crunching though
    I can't. even. " Is my husband!!!! He cant handle certain noises and that is on the top of his list. He gets so pissed! LOL! Just like my sheets? LOL

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