Blue: I have a zit between my eyebrows in my worry crease. It hurts when I emote.
It's like I need to stay in sad poncho mode.
Me: You're so Jersey.
Blue: Just like my sheets, baby.
Blue: Today is 3 months since we met.
Me: I know. I wanted to commemorate it.
Blue: We should issue a stamp.
Me: Dude are you--
Blue: Wait... did you just "Dude" me?
Me: Yeah why? I say Dude all the time. It's part of my vernacular.
Blue:
Me: What?
Blue: You are the only person I know who would put "Dude" and "vernacular" in the same sentence.
After GoT,
Blue: was that the pinultimate?
Me: The WHAT now?
Blue: You know, the episode before the finale.
Me: Seriously?
Blue: Whatever, you said "protagonist" earlier. I know big words too.
After mentioning that they were playing music at my office during a department-wide cleanup...
Blue: I just cleaned my desk. You can now see there's an actual desk lol
Me: oh SNAP. did you play some Anita while you did it? maybe Sir Mix-a-lot? those seems to be the cleaning theme songs in my office.
Blue: neither Anita nor Mix-a-lot were in the cubizzle. Though I like the word cubizzle. I'm keeping it.
We have nicknames for our coworkers. One of mine is Wisconsin. One of hers is The Rabbit...
Me: Wisconsin might be sick
Blue: The entire state? Lactose intolerance?
At work, via G-chat...
Blue: I just offered Rabbit's manager 100 bucks to move her desk lol
Me: You're kidding.
Blue: I'm not. Unfortunately the manager thinks I am.
Blue: The crunching though
I can't. even.
Later...
Blue: It's a bucket of celery.
Several months later...
Blue: you should see the size of the carrot the Rabbit is eating.
It's the size of a missile
When she first tried Lootcrate...
Blue: my Marvel laces are fraying already
"lootcrate: your Marvel laces will bring a lifetime of happiness"
my converse: I'm a frayed knot.
When trying to plan a vacation with one of my friends...
Blue: We should do a cruise if she's looking to lay around and drink. We'd get more bang for our buck.
Me: Honestly, I don't want to be stuck on a boat with her. I need freedom to roam, like a bison.
Blue: *singing to the tune of Like a Virgin* Like a bison... HEY! Roamin' for the very first time. Like Bi-I-I-son, feel your hoofbeat... so bovine!
You can check out the other Shit Blue Said here. Happy New Years Eve, and thanks for following along!
















































