Shit Blue Said

Once upon a time, there was a link-up by Amanda aka MeeMee called "Shit Men Say." I loved it because all the posts were absolutely hysterical. Then it died, and I was sad. And then I dated a few un-funny people and that also made me sad, but also not because I couldn't participate anyway. All the while, Steph kept going strong (seriously check it out- their conversations are hilarious), so I asked her if she minded if I borrowed the idea again, and she didn't so I present to you "Shit Blue Said."

While watching SNL...
Blue: Weeknd is only one person? Why can't he just be Saturday or Sunday, why does he have to take the whole weekend?

While driving through Long Island...
Blue: A game farm? What are they growing, checkers or something?

Further down the road...
Blue: Oooh, check out that fancypants school.
Me: Yeah. Hey look, they won bronze for best school in the nation according to U.S. News.
Blue: Can't be beat.
Me: Actually, they can.

Watching The Mindy Project, and she spots the chip bag...
Blue: Man, that makes me want Funions.
Me: When was the last time you had Funions?
Blue: In the last 6 months. At work.
Me: Have you been sneaking Funions?
Blue: Fun onions. Fun onions. I don't know why I have to explain this to you. Freeze dried onions. That's basically what's going on there.

Returning from a date night in NYC...
Me: We didn't take any pics together!
Blue: Just tag the picture of the churros- You be the caramel, I'll be the jam.

Looking through the pics I DID take, trying to select one to post to IG...
Blue: Oh that's a good picture! I wanna tap that. Double tap.

When trying to pick a restaurant for dinner with our vegan friends...
Blue: What about Spice Market?
Me: They aren't vegan.
Blue: They have a lot of vegetarian, surely some of it must be vegan.
Me: No, it doesn't work like that.
Blue: Let's just go to a bar and bring them trail mix and bark or do grapes have souls? Does it "live" when it's still on the vine?

Randomly, via G-chat...
Me: Hey. Is there still Brownie Brittle? I didn't see it on the dresser over the weekend.

Blue: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That's like me asking you for directions
Me: Le sigh. Touche.

via text...
Blue: Keebs is getting smart. I just asked him what Adele's new song was called and he said "Heewwwoooo."
Me: Haha. That's a cat video waiting to happen.
Blue: I already tried.

Via G-chat, after drafting this post, and awaiting her approval...
Blue: So when does SBS go live? Should I put out a press release?
Me: Iono. Tomorrow? Wednesday? *sends draft*
Blue: I'm LMAO at this post
Me: I'd hope so, it's your words!
Blue: I'm a tool.
Me: Oh, you got to the vegan part, huh?
Blue: Yes I forgot about that.


Linking up with these ladies because it's Wednesday and these conversations are kinda like confessions right?