Gmorning friends, and Happy Valentine's Day! I'm excited for tonight. Do you celebrate Valentine's Day? Blue and I are headed to dinner at our favorite little local restaurant. I made sure to make reservations last month so we wouldn't be wandering around the street of my town carrying a bottle of wine like what happened last year! And I think this is the last year we're doing presents too, which is great because my bday and Christmas are in Dec, then our anniversary in Jan, so by February we are spent (literally and figuratively). Anyway, I've decided to share some gems that I've been writing down since the last time I shared Shit Blue Said!
Looking at dog pics...
Blue: This one looks like Brian from family guy.
Blue: This one looks like Brian from family guy.
Me; Brian is all white.
Blue: So he’s Matthew McConaughey’s dog- All white, all white all white.
Watching catfish...
Blue: Where do they get these names? Safari, meet my friend Adventure-Park.
Blue: Where do they get these names? Safari, meet my friend Adventure-Park.
Trying a new food...
Blue: This isn't too bad.
Me: It grows on you.
Blue: So does a fungus.
Blue: So does a fungus.
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| Blue: Not to the right, not to the left, just in the center. |
Blue: I need to confess something...
Me: I already don't like where this is going, but go on.
Blue: Every now and then I flip on Fox News to see what they are covering when the other networks are covering similar things. It makes me feel dirty. Like watching soft porn through the squiggly lines when I was a kid.
Later...
Blue: Sorry if I scared you with my confession. Sometimes you just wanna know what the Fox says (pewpew pewpewpew pew)
Me: Hey it’s that girl!
Blue: Zoey?
Me: Yeah... no...
Blue: Deschanel?
Me: No, the one who played Zoe. Or Alex? ... And her dad... she’s half Indian?
Together: Rashida Jones!
Blue: I love it when we get there together.
Watching TV...
Me: That owl looks fake.
Blue: Who?
Me: The owl.
Blue: Who?
Me (yelling): THE OWL!!!
Blue: Hoo?
Me (realizing): ...I fell for it three times... :facepalm:
On the phone...
Me: G'morning how are you?
Blue: Good. I actually did 30 min on the elliptical. There are news trucks outside to cover the story.
Me: This train is CROWDED! Looks like lots of people got out early today.
Blue: Yeah well they upped the accumulation in the city too! Everyone caught off guard. They are saying the road are bad on Facebook. Broadcasting live from the island of They!
Me: Is that Rashida Jones? No not her, wait...
Blue: Yeah, it’s who you’re thinking of.
Me: Mrs. Cosby?
Blue: Yeah, Phylicia Rashad.
Me: How do I spell Felicia?
Blue: Byeeeee.
And my favorite pun-war via texts...
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