Wednesday, July 30, 2014

X-Rated Confessions

Disclaimer:  If you don't want to read about sex on this lovely hump day, please click on the "x" on the top right. I won't be mad, I know it's not everyone's cup of tea. For everyone else, some x-rated confessions!

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+ "O" faces and sounds are weird. Which is why I usually find myself ducking under a pillow, burying my head into their chest, or at least turning away and trying to STFU when it happens

+ I've never faked it
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+ I received a vibrator from a close friend for my 21st birthday. For some reason, it's never worked for me

+ I lost mine one Halloween in college. I was dressed up as school girl Britney Spears. It was odd because I walked into the pre-college summer camp, met my counselor for the first time, and immediately thought "I'm gonna lose it to him" and did

fire and blood

+ We're still friends, though now he is married with a baby girl of his own

+ He's 3 years older than me, and stood up for me when rumors popped up about me. He actually punched the kid who started the rumor in the face

If staring at you longer than I should means I'm in trouble again, then Yes.. Yes, I'm in trouble...again.

+ I've had 2 scares where I had to take a pregnancy test. Thankfully I was just late. After the second time, I got on the pill AND made sure they wrapped it up.

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+ Except for my last ex. 

+ I've made every guy I've been with (besides the first) get tested and saw the results before I would sleep with them- safety first, as Julia Roberts taught me


+ I've never understood the allure of sex on a beach. Seriously- there's sand everywhere, you're close to the sea and it's dark- you don't know what's in there at night; it kind of creeps me out. I'm fine with doing it in places other than a bed, but no beaches, thanks


What are you confessing today? Share it with Kathy!
Vodka and Soda

6 comments:

  1. whaaaat? vibrators are the best. and who wants to fake it? i need to get me summa dat too and faking it will get me shit.

    thanks for linking up!
    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  2. I love how you just knew who your first would be!

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  3. I would get super self-conscious when my ex would tell me he liked to see my face when it was happening. I want to be like, nothing sexy about tomato face, just stop talkin to me.

    If my family didn't read my blog, I would totally steal this idea. Instead, I'll leave one here: I am unbearably loud. Dudes love it. I don't even get it.

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  4. These are awesome confessions.

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