Monday Minute!

1 - How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?
I really don't think I would do it for any amount. Even if I agreed, I'd probably throw it up.

2 - Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.
With mom, dorm room in college, 2002. It involved wrestling, and I think she was trying to unplug my computer, don't remember why though. But by that time I outweighed her, so I won.

3 - Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.
Basically anything by Nicki Minaj.

4 - Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.
After work on a Thursday, 2008?, NYC, went out for sushi and sake bombs with some friends.

Thought I was ok, stood up, and almost fell over. But I had to make it home (at the time, West New York, NJ).

First, I crossed the street, tripped over the sidewalk, and fell, getting a bloody knee.

Somehow found my way to 42nd Street. Got in one of the dollar/gypsy vans, fall asleep.

Wake up back in NYC (yes, the driver apparently didn't check the van- I was asleep in the back and had gone all the way to NJ and back). It's completely dark, and the van had been abandoned. I have to pee. I start sobbing. Realizing that really no one is around, and that I can't make it out of the van without peeing, I pop a squat on the seat. The I try to open the sliding door to get out, but it won't budge. So (naturally) I karate kick the plexiglass, and hop out.

Walk about half a block....and realize I left my purse in the van. Walk back, jump in through the kicked out window, find purse, and calmly open the driver's side  door, which was left unlocked the whole time.

Somehow find my way back to 42nd St. Get in another dollar/gypsy van. Sit down, realize I have no money but think that hopefully they won't notice, and fall asleep.

Get woken up by driver, who asks for my money.

Not having any, I get out, and start begging in the nearby Burger King. It is approximately 2:30AM. Seeing my bloodied, mascara-smeared face, someone gave me a dollar.

I get back in the van, and (of course), fall asleep.

I wake up at the last stop on the van...a 30-40 minute walk back to my apartment. The bus driver won't drive me back- he says he's parking the van for the night. It is snowing. I call my now ex-boyfriend, freezing, crying, and in pain, to stay on teh phone with me while I walked. I got in around 3:30AM. Needless to say, I didn't make it to work the next day.

5 - What's your biggest regret?
Not going to grad school right after college. And listening to my mom when she told me that getting lots of credit cards when I was 18 was a good idea.