Wednesday, May 6, 2015

More Girl Things I Don't Understand

A while back, I wrote a list of Girl Things I Don't Understand. Lately, I've noticed some more things I don't understand. Do you follow any fashion bloggers? Do you read fashion magazines? Normally, I don't. Mostly because 1) I can't afford anything they advertise and 2) I'm just not trendy. However just because I don't follow trends doesn't mean I don't have opinions on them. Here are a few others:

Ear crawlers. 
I do not want to think of anything crawly anywhere near my ears. They need  a new name.


This bag. 
I get that it's cute, but 1) how do you keep the things inside dry when it's raining outside? and 2) I may the only one who thinks this way, and it may be because me and people I know have been victims of theft, but anyone can literally stick their whole arm in there and take whatever they want. No thank you.
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Sheer leggings. 
If they were meant to be sheer, they'd be pantyhose. STILL NOT PANTS.

On the same note, patterned tights.
I don't understand the appeal. Every time I see someone wearing them the word hooker comes to mind, and I'm pretty sure that's not what you were going for.

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Not dressing for the occasion. 
I'm not really sure how to explain this one, or the example I was thinking of when I wrote this, but yeah...I think you know what I'm talking about.

Denim on Denim.
Especially if they are supposed to match perfectly, because they never do. It's called a Canadian tuxedo and looks foolish, imo. Unless they're colored jeans.
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Outfit

Overalls. 
Please leave them where they belong, in the 90's. They're not coming back, at least not yet. Not even if you make them in leather. I also think they look childish/ridiculous on anyone over the age of 12.

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Clogs. 
The last time I wore clogs I was in middle school. And I remember because I could barely walk in them. Also, they don't look good on anyone.


Crop tops. 
Unless you're a teenager with awesome abs, please refrain. Ain't nobody ready for that jelly. Ever.

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Am I wrong? Like I said, I'm no fashionista, so feel free to disagree and educate me on these "recent" trends!

6 comments:

  1. No to all those "trends", cannot stand any of them. I cannot walk in clogs at all as they always fall off my feet. No thanks.

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  2. The leggings as pants issue is one my pet peeves!! I mean, I have some that I wear with long sweaters or dresses. But not a friggin' tee shirt, because they are NOT PANTS.

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  3. i am not about that crop top life. no one needs to see that.

    i also don't understand overalls. i haven't worn them since i was 5.

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  4. I hate crop tops.

    And I need my bags to zip.

    Leggings as pants is fine in the home and in the home only. Why don't people get that? If your parts aren't covered by a dress, long shirt, or sweater, do not wear them out in public.

    I think Canadian tuxedos are HILARIOUS to spot in the wild.

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  5. I do not get a lot of these either. I will not ever do denim on denim and I hate crop tops. It seems to be the style. I'll see a shirt I like, grab it, and then realize it's a crop top. Ugh.

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  6. Denim on denim... no and no on the overalls too!!!

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