Quotes of the Week!

There have been a few complaints due to my lack of posting from the peanut gallery over here. Mostly, it's just lack of motivation...for writing, thinking (yes, thinking of interesting things), and uploading pics. My apologies.  Here's a some fun stuff heard around this week...

(Sidenote: Donka is the nickname given to my booty, as in ba-donka-donk)

friend: So he's a freak in the bed, awesome
me: When did I say he was a freak in bed?
friend: Oh, I guessed, because you said he met Donka ..and Donka happens to turn nice men into freaks


"Kiss his ass enough and it's bound to get chapped."
~ my favorite coworker


(Sidenote: I heard about this new energy drink on a friend's Facebook page)
me: Would you like a case of Pussy?
C: Does it have any cat in it?
me: No,...why would u think of cats when I say that? Your mind is too clean.
C: Well I knew you weren't offerring me a case of vagina. Is it free?
me: No
C: Then no. I don't like to pay for Pussy.

"Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin – Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible."
~on Pussy Drinks homepage

"Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess."
~Oscar Wilde, on Pussy Drinks homepage

TGIF!!!

hope you all have an awesome weekend!